Arsenal to sign Lee Dixon and Nigel Winterburn!

After bringing Jens Lehmann back last season, Arsene Wenger has now arranged for Thierry Henry to return to Arsenal as cover while Gervinho and Chamakh are away at the African Nations Cup.

Now it has been revealed this morning that Arsenal’s full back crisis is to be averted by bringing two of the “Invincibles” out of retirement to cover the Arsenal back line in January!

As Wenger is currently using all four of his centre-backs as his defence, the Arsenal boss has also been talking to Tony Adams, who is currently unemployed, with a view to being on the bench in case any more current defenders get injured next.

Wenger has been previously criticized for not offering contracts to players over thirty, so he has now changed that policy to ONLY signing old Arsenal players who can remember when they used to win trophies…….